By Our Special Correspondent (and Occasional Hero), Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble
(Filed from the front row, with a chewed pencil and a notebook sticky with jubilation)
Dusty Gulch had reached peak anger.
The Dusty Dingo bar was a warzone of paperwork, feathers, and spilled beer. Chairs flipped, barstools stacked like barricades, and someone wielded a clipboard as a makeshift sword. Prentis Penjani flapped like a bureaucratic galah, Maurice E-Duck stomped forms with minor-earthquake force, and Lord Squawk Squawk screeched from the official screen:
“THIS TOWN HAS FAILED THE SNAKE!”
It appears that snakes have been rampaging through Dusty Gulch and Prentis Penjani has declared that any mention of snakes being mean is hate speech. That snakes are really nice and only one bites a resident every now and again, but that does not make all snakes naughty.
The snake was smug and snug in Moonlight Manor, coiled with all the satisfaction of someone who knows paperwork is on its side. All food paid for, all accommodation "on the house," and King Farty Fingers and Prentis Penjani were on their knees kissing its tail.
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Samuel Pepys is probably one of the most famous diarists in history and his words are treasured throughout the English speaking world.
A politician from the 1600's, he captured the spirit and soul of Britain in those days of an era we no longer recognise. Though, in some cases, perhaps we do, all rather too well.
I read Mr Pepys most excellent diary entries for Christmas Day and Boxing Day 1665. Back during the days of the Plague, 400 years ago. So much has changed, yet so little.
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A neighbour was telling me about her Christmas shopping expedition to Brisbane recently.
She wanted to buy her young grandchildren a Nativity Scene so she could put it on the table and explain the meaning of Christmas.
Do you know that none of the shop assistants had a clue what she was talking about or even the real meaning of Christmas.
The magic of Christmas for kids isn't the same when they get past a certain age.
I often think about my girls when they were little and how magical it was seeing their little faces as they snuggled up for sleep on Christmas Eve and raced around at dawn ripping presents open.... and that got me thinking about a Christmas a long time ago.
One Outback resident tests both, battles long delays, dodgy copper, and finally discovers who really delivers when the dust settles.
If you live in the Australian Outback, you don’t expect good internet. You negotiate with it. You plead. You lower your standards. And when it works for more than ten minutes in a row, you briefly consider writing a thank-you note to the modem.
One local resident - let’s call them PP - has now achieved something rare: running Starlink and full-fibre NBN side by side. Not in a lab. Not in a city apartment. But in the real world, where dust gets into everything and “we’ll be there Tuesday” is more of a vibe than a promise.
Read more: Starlink vs NBN: Outback Internet Wars (Which Actually Works?)
For as long as I can remember I have been fascinated by non animal means of getting around.
That one baby-power rocking horse took me on many wonderful and exciting exploratory adventures, but it wasn’t long before the urging of the need for speed reared its persuasive head, a need catered for by a Christmas present from an understanding Mum and Dad … a Cyclops pedal car.
Thus commenced a love affair with driving a motor vehicle, of the sheer enjoyment of manoeuvring this obedient metal contraption which took me wherever I wished to go, subject of course to the availability of sufficient propulsive power of a couple of skinny little legs.
This is my Christmas gift to Malcolm - a very valued and much loved and respected contributor to our blog who has sadly left us. This article was originally published at Christmas 2021. We miss you dear friend. We here at theprblog.com still think of you. Merry Christmas and I hope you are happy and well... where ever in Heaven you may be. Monty
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The Battle of the Bulge was one of the most dramatic and consequential confrontations of the Second World War. It erupted in the dense Ardennes forests during the bitter winter of 1944 - 45, when Nazi Germany launched a surprise offensive in a last, desperate attempt to reverse its fortunes on the Western Front.
The stakes could scarcely have been higher. For the Germans, it was a final gamble. For the Allies, it was a test of endurance that would determine how - and how quickly - the war in Europe would end.
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At dawn, when the dew still clings to the grass and the grandstand sits empty, the ball lies where it was left the night before.
It has been fought over, kicked, booted, argued about.
It has carried the weight of pride and rivalry and the small, fierce hopes of men who believed the game mattered.
Then the whistle blew. The players shook hands. The referees packed up their flags. The crowd drifted home to screens and opinions and tomorrow’s talking points.
And the ball stayed. Mud-caked. Scuffed. Forgotten.
That’s when the cat appears.
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After a rugby match, the ball always gets left behind.
It doesn’t matter how hard it was fought over, how many blokes were carried off, or how much noise was made about what it all meant. Once the whistle blows and the crowd drifts away, the ball just sits there in the middle of the paddock – no longer important, no longer owned, waiting for the next match.
I was thinking about the rugby match yesterday – about how the ball sat there at the end.
After being fought over for ninety minutes, it was suddenly of no interest at all. The match had been played.
Then a chance remark from Redhead stuck with me.
“The ball is important in this, Monty,” she said, answering an American reader who’d asked what the ball was even made of.
And that’s really the question, isn’t it?
What are we made of?
By Roderick "Whiskers" McNibble, Chief Scribbler & Rodent-About-Town
Dateline: Dusty Gulch, Queensland Outback - December 17, 2025
G’day, you mob of fair-dinkum legends - and any lurking stickybeak emus pretending they’re just here for the dust.
Roderick Whiskers McNibble reporting, whiskers still twitching from the sheer mongrel energy unleashed on the Dusty Gulch Oval yesterday. Red dust hung thicker than a pollie’s excuse, the sun beat down like a debt collector, and the Rugby Union clash that followed was so uncompromising it would’ve had Bruce Ruxton himself sitting bolt upright in Heaven, grinning and barking, "That’s the bloody spirit."
Mayor Dusty McFookit - fresh from publicly pondering how our sacred icons (Bondi Beach, the Sydney Harbour Bridge, the Opera House) have been marinated in imported argy-bargy - decided enough was enough.
Let the paddock decide.
Some men belong to history. Others belong to the national conscience. Bruce Ruxton was the latter.
He was mocked, caricatured, and dismissed as a relic of another age – but we didn’t care. We loved him.
Because Ruxton spoke with the blunt honesty of a man who had earned the right to speak. He did not seek approval, nor soften his words for fashion or comfort. He said what many Australians felt, long before saying such things became unfashionable – or dangerous.
A Second World War digger who stormed ashore in Borneo with the 2/25th Battalion, Ruxton survived the brutality of war and captivity and came home scarred, hardened, but unbroken. What the war did not take from him was his fire. That fire burned for the rest of his life – in defence of veterans, the ANZAC legacy, the flag, the monarchy, and an unapologetic Australian identity.
For decades as president of the Victorian RSL, Bruce Ruxton became a thunderous presence in public life. Loved by millions as the voice of the silent majority and feared by bureaucrats and cultural trendsetters alike, he was pure Aussie grit personified. When he died in December 2011, many feared that something irreplaceable had gone with him – the raw, defiant spirit of traditional Australia itself.
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There are many ways for a Prime Minister to leave office.
Some are voted out.
Some are removed by colleagues who insist it was “for the good of the party.”
Some retire gracefully and spend their remaining years explaining why everything would have worked if only people had listened.
And then there was Harold Holt, who went for a swim and never came back.
It remains one of the strangest moments in Australian political history – not because a man drowned (that happens), but because the Prime Minister of Australia vanished, leaving behind his clothes on the sand, a stunned nation, and a silence that has echoed ever since.
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