Parishioners of St. Linguine’s Basilica (well, it felt Italian enough) were left choking on incense and incensed as the Australian Hon. Chris Bowen, Energy Minister and apparent carb enthusiast, made a grand late entrance to Sunday mass … clutching a steaming bowl of gnocchi.
Witnesses say Bowen, possibly thinking the Spirit had already descended and the mass had wrapped up, parked himself in the front pew, whipped out his fork, and began communing not with the Divine... but with ricotta-stuffed dumplings.
We at Ratty News believe in forgiveness, flavour, and showing up on time. We do not, however, endorse interrupting sacred rituals for potato pasta.
Whether it was hunger, haste, or a divine misunderstanding, Mr. Bowen has cemented his place in the Ratty archives as the first minister in history to mistake a Mass for a food court.
And so it was that the isolated bush town of Dusty Gulch invited Mr Bowen and Prime Minister Albanese to enjoy a pasta meal with them....Les the Roo Shooter stated: “You turn up late with carbs to a sacred affair in Dusty Gulch? You best hope it’s your Last Supper, mate.”
Read more: Gnocchi at Mass and Net Zero Nonsense: Minister Bowen’s Blunder Goes Bush
While We’re Watching Bikinis, They’re Taking Wickets.... What’s Our Excuse? Time to Bat Like Bradman
- Details
- Written by: Op-Ed Monty
- Hits: 902
User Rating: 5 / 5
While we're distracted, they are cleaning us up. Time to stop playing defence and bat like Bradman. Read on before the umpire pulls the plug...
This is a story about a broken bikini strap, a game of beach cricket, politics, and Artificial Intelligence. Intrigued? You should be.....
Back in the late '70s or early '80s ... when Australia still had its sunburnt sense of humour intact and the beach was a place for fun, not Instagram filters .... the Aussie cricket team took some well-earned R&R in the Whitsundays.
Whitehaven Beach, in the Whitsundays of Queensland, that stretch of impossibly white sand and aqua water, was the scene. It was the kind of spot where thongs are footwear, not a social statement, and no one would’ve heard of a selfie stick, let alone cared.
- Details
- Written by: Op-Ed Monty
- Hits: 944
User Rating: 5 / 5
Memorial Day, observed on the last Monday of May, is a time for Americans to honour the men and women who have died in military service to the United States. This day is marked by ceremonies, parades, and tributes, reflecting the nation's respect and gratitude for those who made the ultimate sacrifice.
Much like our ANZAC Day, it is a day to genuinely honour those who fought and perished to defend our right to freedom.
Memorial Day in the United States and ANZAC Day in Australia and New Zealand are both national days dedicated to remembering and honouring military personnel who have served and sacrificed for their countries. While these special days share a common purpose, they differ in their origins, customs, and modern significance. Comparing these two observances provides a way to look into how different nations honour their fallen heroes and reflect on their military histories.
This post explores the history in both and how they are the same yet different.
- Details
- Written by: Op-Ed Monty
- Hits: 1071
User Rating: 5 / 5
In early 1982, two troubled nations collided on a cluster of windswept islands in the South Atlantic.
For 74 days, Britain and Argentina fought a short, brutal war over the Falklands - or as Argentina calls them, the Malvinas.
The conflict was brief, but the shockwaves rippled across both nations, exposing the ways of how political power often ignore the will of ordinary people.
At the time, Argentina was ruled by a military junta, the latest in a series of authoritarian regimes that had plagued the country for decades. Half a world away, Britain was also in crisis. Margaret Thatcher’s government faced economic turmoil, industrial unrest, and plummeting popularity. The sudden attack on the Falklands gave her a chance to show strength.
Read more: The Falklands War: Fought Over Pride, Politics and the Ghosts of Empire
- Details
- Written by: Op-Ed Ratty News
- Hits: 981
User Rating: 5 / 5
Read more: Diego Garcia: The Great Crumb Caper of the Indian Ocean
Page 21 of 251
-
The Petrodollar Strikes Back
Money Still Makes the World Go Around - And Boy, Has It Gotten Wilder When…
by Op-Ed Monty181 hits
-
From Floppy Disks to…
From Floppy Disks to the Cyber Monster: How the Internet Changed Us It all really…
by Op-Ed Monty313 hits
-
Kashmir Still on the…
It is one of the great temptations of modern geopolitics: to stare at the latest…
by Op-Ed Monty322 hits
-
Power Moves: Is America…
When America “Runs” a Country, the World Should Pay Attention As 2026 stumbles out of…
by Op-Ed Monty391 hits
-
When Truth Had to…
There are moments in history when telling the truth plainly becomes dangerous - not because…
by Op-Ed Monty293 hits
-
The Memories that Make…
As a child, we spent our Christmas holidays at a remote coastal sheep farm in…
by Op-Ed Shaydee Lane295 hits
-
Field Report Part One:…
From Dusty Gulch Part One of the Honklanistan Series By Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble The lamingtons…
by Op-Ed Ratty News336 hits
-
The Price of Unity,…
When the bonds that hold us together are tested, the cost is often borne in…
by Op-Ed Monty360 hits
-
Dreamers, Witch Hunts, and…
In 1948, Preston Tucker dared to imagine a safer, smarter car - and paid dearly…
by Op-Ed Monty423 hits
-
The Future Is Not…
Leonard Cohen once said, “I’ve seen the future, brother: it is murder.” For a long…
by Op-Ed Monty412 hits
-
What I Thought I…
When I was a young girl, I wanted to be beautiful.Clever. Successful. Happy. As the years slip…
by Op-Ed Shaydee Lane391 hits
-
We rebuilt a city…
On Christmas Eve 1974, Cyclone Tracy devastated Darwin, Australia, destroying 70% of the city's homes…
by Op-Ed Shaydee Lane401 hits
-
Sonic Pineapples Save Dusty…
By Our Special Correspondent (and Occasional Hero), Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble (Filed from the front row,…
by Op-Ed Ratty News338 hits
-
Lest We Forget The…
Only minutes before midnight on Christmas Eve, 1953, the engine driver of the Wellington to…
by Op-Ed Bruce Rugby164 hits
-
Never Lived So Merrily:…
Samuel Pepys is probably one of the most famous diarists in history and his words…
by Op-Ed Monty455 hits
-
A Beer Carton, a…
A neighbour was telling me about her Christmas shopping expedition to Brisbane recently. She wanted…
by Op-Ed Shaydee Lane497 hits
-
Starlink vs NBN: Outback…
Starlink vs NBN: An Outback Reality Check (With Bonus Waiting Music) One Outback resident tests…
by Op-Ed PP462 hits
-
Australian Prime Minister Is…
Sadly, the beautiful country of Australia has become a bastion of progressivism. The country’s government…
by Op-Ed Guest Post206 hits
-
From Pedal Car to…
For as long as I can remember I have been fascinated by non animal means…
by Op-Ed Malcolm Kirke481 hits
-
Do We Still Love…
Do We Still Love our Nation to Fight For it? Reflections 81 years after the…
by Op-Ed Monty480 hits
-
Still No Sparkle: The…
Australia's Spirit at the Crossroads – Time to Shake Off the Mud At dawn, when…
by Op-Ed Monty448 hits
-
We are the Ball
Muddy, Battered, and Waiting for the Next Kick-Off After a rugby match, the ball always…
by Op-Ed Monty403 hits
-
Let the Paddock Decide
Dusty Gulch Gazette – Special Edition (Front Page) RUCTION AT THE GULCH OVAL: SETTLED THE…
by Op-Ed Ratty News593 hits
-
Bruce Ruxton - the…
Some men belong to history. Others belong to the national conscience. Bruce Ruxton was the latter.…
by Op-Ed Monty455 hits
-
Harold Holt - the…
The Prime Minister Who Disappeared There are many ways for a Prime Minister to leave…
by Op-Ed Monty528 hits
-
The Men We Chose…
From Whitlam to Bondi Beach, how moral evasion became cultural habit Australia has woken up…
by Op-Ed Shaydee Lane529 hits
-
Comfortably Numb: Ten Years…
At 9:41am on Monday, 15 December 2014, Man Haron Monis forced Tori Johnson, the manager…
by Op-Ed Monty622 hits
-
Lindsay Fox - The…
Recent news in Australia has sparked debate: a ban on social media for under-16s. The…
by Op-Ed Monty510 hits
-
The Duck, the Diva…
Dusty Gulch Gazette – Special Scandal Edition By Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble – Foreign Correspondent, Rodent…
by Op-Ed Ratty News469 hits
-
Has the ‘Woke’ movement…
Back in 1904, H. G. Wells published a short story called “The Country of the…
by Op-Ed Monty479 hits
-
Young Minds Under Siege:…
Education, often celebrated as a beacon of enlightenment and progress, can also become a potent…
by Op-Ed Monty486 hits
-
White Island - A…
On December 9, 2019, New Zealand's White Island erupted .claiming 22 lives and leaving survivors…
by Op-Ed Shaydee Lane490 hits
Who's online
We have 407299 guests and no members online
Online
We have 407300 guests and no members online
Hmmm....
-
Lest We Forget The…
Only minutes before midnight on Christmas Eve, 1953, the engine driver of the Wellington to…
by Op-Ed Bruce Rugby164 hits
-
Australian Prime Minister Is…
Sadly, the beautiful country of Australia has become a bastion of progressivism. The country’s government…
by Op-Ed Guest Post206 hits
-
The 4th of July…
Independence Day, also known as the Fourth of July, is one of the most significant…
by The PR Blog1083 hits
-
The Aussie Election -…
In a rare confluence, Canada, Britain, and Australia held elections within a week of one…
by Op-Ed Guest Post1139 hits
-
Operation Downstream: The Rise…
RATTY NEWS EXCLUSIVE Operation Downstream: The Rise of the Feathernet Underground By Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble,…
by Op-Ed Ratty News1196 hits
-
The Easter Bunny and…
Magic happens everywhere and goodness, wonder and delight can be found alive and well throughout…
by Op-Ed Ellan Vannin1303 hits
-
Diego Garcia and the…
Tucked away in the remote heart of the Indian Ocean lies a tiny archipelago that…
by Op-Ed Monty1338 hits
-
Operation Wombat: Dutton’s Downfall…
Factional ferrets, backstabbing bandicoots, and the great Teal tango - how the Libs turned on…
by Op-Ed Ratty News1376 hits
-
The Australian Climate is…
The latest State of the Climate Report is out to scare everyone with plucked esoteric records based…
by Op-Ed Guest Post1819 hits
-
My Son Hunter -…
I want to share this with you because it has to be one of the…
by The PR Blog1820 hits
Australiana
- View all
- Australiana
- View all
- collection
- eddie
- feature
-
Thursday February 08
Shearing in Australia -…
In the 1880’s shearers wielded a lot of influence on our country. Despite us not…
5157 hits
-
Wednesday March 01
Ned Kelly's Mother -…
At the beginning of March, 2023, I join Monty in celebrating Irish month. There are…
6893 hits
-
Thursday December 29
Ned Kelly
One of the most famous and best known characters in Australian folk lore, Ned Kelly…
7413 hits
-
Saturday January 14
John Monash - the…
General Sir John Monash is one of the truly great Australians. He was an Australian…
6919 hits
-
Friday July 14
Eddie and Me -…
Nearly 30 years has flowed under the bridge since I last owned a dog. That…
6044 hits
-
Monday March 04
Against The Wind
These are episides from Against the Wind , a 1978 Australian television miniseries. It is a historical drama…
5353 hits
Help cover our monthly costs
Search
Collections
-
On Board the Wunderlust…
I think it’s safe to say that adventures of the more daring kind are often…
by Op-Ed Chaucer15669 hits
-
Orthon of the Azores…
Speckled about the steep slopes are clumps of small, fieldstone cottages. Their crumbling mortar and aging stones are victim…
by Op-Ed Chaucer2843 hits
-
Eddie and Me -…
Nearly 30 years has flowed under the bridge since I last owned a dog. That…
by Op-Ed Chaucer6044 hits