- Details
- Written by: Op-Ed Ratty News
- Hits: 652
By Roderick (Whiskers) McNibble, Special Correspondent (aisle seat, back row)
The Prime Minister has officially hit Platinum-Plus on the Ratty Airways Frequent Flyer Club, logging more miles than a croc turbo-charged on WDPT boosters. His latest diplomatic detour: a lightning sprint to the UN, accompanied by Toto, whose primary task seemed to be preventing lamingtons from making a daring escape from his carry-on..... and to set up the selfie that the PM wanted so desperately.
So, exclusive to Ratty News, here is how it went down and how Trump first learned of Dusty Gulch.... and how our PM got a selfie of global significance.
It all started when Ratty Airlines was taken over by Duck HQ to provide a flight for a Very Important Pruck, none other than the Air Bus himself. Our lead bi plane, powered by Whiskers Dynamic Propulsion, could get him to New York faster than UberRoo delivering a McFookit Burger from Dusty McFookit's burger joint to the Dusty Dingo. In other words, fast.
But why the hurry? That was where I came in, your rodent with a nose for a story. Buckle up folks, you are in for one ducker of a ride,
Read more: Dusty Gulch Dispatch: Mission Improbable – Operation Selfie Strike
- View all
- Blog
- Dusty Gulch Gazette
-
From Knees to Standing:…
From Knees to Standing: What Gina Rinehart’s Rise Says About Australia A company on the…
205 hits
-
Big Brothers Come in…
During the darkest days of World War II, when the world teetered on the edge…
259 hits
-
The Rum Rebellion: The…
The House That Changed Hands and Still Stood for the same corrupt regime By The…
286 hits
-
Captain Bligh - The…
Few figures in maritime history are as polarising as Captain William Bligh. Often portrayed as…
332 hits
-
Sunday, Bloody Sunday -…
On Bloody Sunday 30 January in 1972, peaceful protesters in Derry were gunned down by soldiers…
316 hits
-
Dusty Gulch Gazette –…
Dusty Gulch Gazette – Reference Guide Purpose: A canonical reference for writers, artists, and collaborators…
119 hits
-
The Legend of Dusty…
Dusty Gulch Gazette – Chapter 2 Shadows in the Frangipani By Roderick Whiskers McNibble, Chief…
372 hits
-
Slaughter at Laha -…
In early 1942, the Japanese launched their invasion of the Dutch East Indies (modern-day Indonesia)…
656 hits
-
Tribes, Identity, and the…
Before Everything Became Political I grew up in a small rural farming community in New…
426 hits
-
The Self-Destruction of Party…
Political parties were meant to serve the people, but in today’s climate, they resemble warring…
387 hits
-
Australia Day 2026 -…
Australia Day 2026: A Quiet Line in the Sand I began writing something cheerful. Something…
448 hits
-
Cook Didn’t “Invade” -…
It's time to move beyond guilt-or-glory myths. History is never simple, and it should never…
1166 hits
-
The Search for Meaning…
Why modern activism feels less like justice and more like identity I was watching Rebel…
413 hits
-
Riding the Boundary as…
By The Boundary Rider, Dusty Gulch Gazette Part bush philosopher, part realist, part stubborn old…
447 hits
-
The Boundary Rider Steps…
A Stranger on the Line: Meeting the Boundary Rider By Roderick “Whiskers” McNibble, Dusty Gulch…
453 hits
-
The Aussie Poets
So many people from all walks of life have shaped our Aussie way of life,…
425 hits
-
“Australia will be there”…
As Australia Day approaches, I am reminded of a moment not long ago when ANZAC…
463 hits
-
Australia - Crikey, She's…
Another 26th of January is on our doorstep. Only a few more sleeps before we…
478 hits
-
Who We Let In…
Australia's White Australia Policy was a set of laws designed to restrict immigration by people…
466 hits
-
Project Iceworm: Missiles, Ice…
Frozen Whiskers and Secret Missiles By Roderick “Whiskers” McNibble, Senior Foreign Correspondent, Dusty Gulch Gazette…
515 hits
-
Chapter One - The…
By Roderick Whiskers McNibble, Chief Nibbler & Correspondent Date: Some dark night in Dusty Gulch,…
459 hits
-
If Free Speech Falls,…
Iran’s Self-Rescue and the Moral Test for a Silent West When calls for rescue come…
518 hits
-
Wonder Needs No Permit:…
Albo, the Old Testament, and the Strange Shape of Freedom Prime Minister Anthony Albanese thought…
500 hits
-
When the Piper Finally…
BREAKING: Albanese Appoints Malcolm Turnbull as US Ambassador – “Time to Pay the Piper” Edition! Canberra,…
514 hits
-
The Bikini That Broke…
Albanese, the Bikini, and the Death of Aussie Larrikinism Following the horrific massacre at Bondi…
1553 hits
-
A City on a…
On the 10th of January 2011, a catastrophic deluge unleashed an unprecedented "inland tsunami" across…
492 hits
-
Field Report Part Two:…
Knees Up, Feathers Down: Trevor the Wallaby and the Great Knee Caper of Dusty Gulch…
433 hits
-
Start with the Moon,…
Dusty Gulch Gazette Special Dispatch “The Art of the Iceworm Deal: From Venezuela to Orangeland”…
492 hits
-
The Petrodollar Strikes Back
Money Still Makes the World Go Around - And Boy, Has It Gotten Wilder When…
535 hits
-
From Floppy Disks to…
From Floppy Disks to the Cyber Monster: How the Internet Changed Us It all really…
523 hits
-
Kashmir Still on the…
It is one of the great temptations of modern geopolitics: to stare at the latest…
544 hits